Not that I wasn’t a Constantine fan before, but COME ON. I’m pretty sure last night he was singing DIRECTLY TO ME DON'T BE JEALOUS. Let me also say that I wouldn’t vote for Nadia for a hundred bucks, not even one teeny tiny phone call, if for no other reason than because she shakes her butt all the time. On Owen, it’s cute. On a grown woman on live TV, it’s questionable.
I finally found a way to keep my co-workers from drinking my flavored coffee creamer that I keep in the work fridge. I poured it into a breastmilk bottle and brought it to work. Do my co-workers think I'm weird when I pour it into my coffee? Sure. But do they steal my creamer? NOT ANYMORE.